Funny misread

It is funny that sometimes when I read fast, I read a word as something else which makes no sense in that context and for few seconds, I wonder if I read it correctly..only to realize that I misread it.
But sometimes this misreading makes the sentence so different , that I just laugh at myself.

Some examples:
It is a great pressure to introduce....
I pause a moment..ah? and then realize it was..
It is a great pleasure to introduce.. oops ...!!!

Because of the powder he had, he was able to control...
ah...what?lemme read again...
Because of the power he had, he was able to control...oops !!!

I am attaching the irrelevant information herewith.
ah? why would anyone want to do that..lemme read again
I am attaching the relevant information herewith...oops !!!

We offer controvertial lessons
ah? why? Lemme read again
We offer conversational lessons...oops!!!

Here is a list of breakup plans for desktop
ah?desktop breakup..why does any one want to do it
Here is a list of backup plans for desktop...oops!!

He politically accepted..
oh..what does that mean
He politely accepted...Oops!!!

Some other general words that I misread are:
Austria~Australia
skins~sinks
Obama~Osama